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Updated: 3 years 5 days ago

Pep Talk

Sun, 02/15/2009 - 16:00
Listen! They said a team of chess players coached by someone with no understanding of basketball would never be competitive in the NBA! Well, it turns out they're pretty perceptive.

Sierpinski Valentine

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 16:00
Especially you mouseover-text readers. You're the best. <3

Cover-Up

Tue, 02/10/2009 - 16:00
Man, this trick has saved me so many times.

TED Talk

Sun, 02/08/2009 - 16:00
The IAU ban came after the 'redefinition of 'planet' to include the IAU president's mom' incident.

Base System

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 16:00
I once got to second base with a basketball player. She was so confused.

Boyfriend

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 16:00
... okay, but because you said that, we're breaking up.

Security

Sun, 02/01/2009 - 16:00
nobody cares about his secrets. (Also, I would be hard-pressed to find that wrench for $5.)

Ducklings

Thu, 01/29/2009 - 16:00
DUCKLOOP'D?